Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Cry ZOMBIE! And let loose the dogs of war!




Hello my friends, it is time once again to show some of my painting projects that have (finally) been completed.  This week I have for you a troupe of undead dogs from my Vampire Counts Warhammer Fantasy army.  As you can see I heavily relied on a flat color base, rounded out by some generous washing here and there.  Actually, on these dogs I did use some drybrushing techniques with the fur (because I'm a baller like that).  I will tell you one thing about painting this kit, it requires a lot of attention to detail as there are tons of little bits and pieces that I missed several times and had to go back over.  Anyways enjoy the pics (the good ones are Christian's, the blurry stupidly posed ones are mine).



















Friday, May 7, 2010

Forget about it nerd, this is Ork Town



Greetings gentle reader, it is I Jason again with my bi-monthly blog update.  Let me begin by posing a question, a querry if you will.  What do you do if you make the unwise decision to leave your home, friends, and family to move to South Korea to teach English to 12 year olds that hate everything about the language?  What do you do if you are enlisted in the 3rd Army Division and are suddenly based half a world away in a foreign country with foreign food and a foreign language?  Worst, what do you do if this happens to you and you are a gamer?  Give up your hobby for a year...two..maybe three? 

Well, have no fear drunken reader, there is salvation at the end of the tunnel.  Salvation that goes by the name of Ork Town.  Ork Town is THE ONLY place to buy miniatures in South Korea.  Not only can you buy miniatures from all of the majore gaming companies (i.e Games Workshop, Privateer Press, Battlefront) as well as numerous miniatures for smaller games(i.e Black Powder, Imjin War).


Ork Town boasts an impressive amount of gaming space incuding 4 gaming tables and two painting work stations.  The normal table loadout is 2 tables used almost exclusively for Warhammer 40k, 1 table used for Warhammer Fantasy, and 1 table used for Flames of War or Warmachine.  Pictures of the interior can be seen below, followed by directions to the store.


















Ork Town is run by a fantastic Korean/gaming fanatic named Jude who speaks perfect English and can help you with any questions you may have.  If you want to be brave and try and find Ork Town on your own, these direction may or may not hold the key to your salvation.

Ork Town is located in the Hongdae neighborhood of Seoul and can be reached by taking the Seoul Metro Subway Green Line (2) to Hongik University.  Once you find the correct subway stop, head to exit number 5 and start walking straight down the main street.  You will pass a VIPS restaurant and also a Paris Baquet.  Keep walking past the 7-11 until you reach a brown shop that sells Korean Hanbocks (tradional Korean clothing).  Once you reach that head left (the road is a utility road about the size of an ally) and you will soon pass a Mini Stop.  Keep walking straight until you see Ork Town on the right side of the road, above a Japanese-ish restaurant.  At this time it is directly across the street from a horrendous looking building that is still in its construction phases.  Thats it, included below are the Ork Town telephone number as well as a link to the Seoul Metro website.  Hope to see you at Ork Town soon!  Happy Hunting!

Ork Town Telephone (02)6402-5946





Monday, April 12, 2010

How to Lose with Vampire Counts: A Process

Hello again to my reader (s), it’s been a while since my last post and for that I apologize. Today I want to talk to you about something that happened a few weeks ago that honestly got me to thinking. I eagerly joined the local Ork Town Warhammer Fantasy League, which is a 2K 6 week event which has a total of around 9-10 players. I would be using my Vampire Counts that I have been feverishly painting for the last 2 months, even though I had not ever used them in any kind of competitive environment. There would be a certain comp restriction in that your special and rare choices could not exceed the point total of your core units, though this seriously hamstringed my choices seeing as how VC lists depend on their special and rare choices to win games and have very over-priced and weak core units (more on this later), other than that there is a 10 wizard level cap (i.e you can’t have 4 level 3 wizards, as this would put you at 12…k?) of course bound spells count as 1 level and VC’s got dinged with a +1 before any list building began (yeeaahhhhh…..). So that’s enough rambling, what follows is what I brought in my first list and why it all failed so miserably..


Large blocks of skeletons: The reason I wanted to take these was because a) I happen to have a lot of these skeleton models b) a large block meant more of a point cost, which meant I could take more special and rare choices and c) they look cool.

The reason they failed me: Taking the initial large blocks prevented me from using more points to buy them magical banners and other important core choices such as Corpse Carts, etc. There is really no reason to start the game with more than 15 skeletons in a unit, as it is unlikely that anyone can destroy the unit in one shooting turn and you can usually raise more skeletons anyways with a nearby vampire (even above their starting number) if you need to.



One unit of fast cavalry: Ok, everyone knows that the VC options for fast march blockers are extremely limited, i.e we have the Dire Wolves and Bat Swarms. Now, in my infinite wisdom I thought that I would only need one unit of 7 Dire Wolves to use to outflank the enemy and to be used as march blockers or prevent the dreaded flank charges that will deny my combat troops their rank bonuses.

The reason they failed me: Dire Wolves are going to die their first round of combat weather you have 5, 7, or 10 in a unit. The only way to get around this is to charge and declare a challenge with your doom wolf (though this only works against single character units). I found it is better to take multiple units of 5 in order to cover more of the board and provide an effective screen for your more valuable combat troops as they try to maneuver into position.

Super Combat Vampire Lord: While it seemed a cool idea at the time to make a character that could chop the head off most units, it was ultimately a bad idea to put the only model keeping you army from crumbling to dust in the front lines.

The reason he failed me: This guy came in at a staggering amount of points, and to be honest, no matter how much of a combat badass you make your Vampire Lord, he is still going to be owned by a lot of units out there. Once that happens say goodbye to your army and to the game. It is much better to make a Lord magic oriented and stick him in the back, away from the danger. You have Hero Vampires that can be used in the combat roles.

Wights and Banshees: What’s not to love about these guys? They are Ethereal (they can’t be hit by anything that isn’t magical) have great weapons (strength 5) have 3 attacks and 2 wounds each (except for the Banshee who has an awesome shooting scream).

The reason they failed me: While VC players got away with the Wight and Banshee shenanigans a few years ago, the rest of the Warhammer world has gotten wise, and now most competitive armies have so many magic weapons and magic attacks (Skaven, Lizardmen) that this unit usually just gets pulverized before they are able to do anything worthwhile. Add in the fact that most competitive tournaments or leagues will have a fair share of Daemons (which count every attack as magical) and your 50 point per model (75 for the Banshee) unit starts to look less and less appealing.

One Hammer Unit: It’s tempting to throw all of you points into one single hammer unit that can make or break the game in one round of combat. For some people it’s a great idea, for me, it proved disastrous.

The reason it failed me: I decided to go with a large block of Grave Guard with a magical banner and the super combat Lord character included for good measure. Now, this unit was able to chop through just about anything, and for the most part, they did. However, they are slow as hell and can be avoided by many things that they, as the only real killers in the army, are tasked to eliminate. Trying to chase a Blood Thirster with movement 4 units is a great way for an army to get picked off piecemeal.



And there you have it. There were plenty of other things that led to my humiliation such as not having adequate magic support for a VC army and misusing some of my units (as I am still relatively new to the game). In the future I will be utilizing some of the other VC units such as Ghouls and Black Knights and will let you all know how those future games go.

Stay Tuned for another update later this week!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Meet a Korean..Gamer that is..Part 1 Christian's Brettonians

Hello to my reader (s) Jay Dub here in my first attempt to showcase some of the other armies floating around here in Korea.  First up is my friend Christian's Bretonnians.  They are excellently painted using a mixture of flat color and washes and really have a rugged, battle weary feel.  Christian likes to refer to his painting method as "speedy", though it doesn't seem to take away from the overal quality of the pieces. Look at the peasents' drab garments and you can really get a feel for the speed and skill in which he paints his armies. If anyone has any questions about how he got the colors to look the way they do just send me an email and I will pass the questions on to Christian.  Well, without further adeu I give you Christian's Frog Faced Surrender Monkeys!













Monday, March 1, 2010

Vampire Counts Part. 1

Hello all,

This post is coming in a tad later than I had planned thanks to the super Korean tonsilitus bug.  After 5 days of hallucinating about Elves and Daemons, I feel that I am able to get on this ol' blog and give you a post.  The pictures that follow are the first fully painted models from my Vampire Counts army.  As the rest of the army is going to be based off of this look I am quite pleased with the way they turned out.  Please let me know if you have any suggestions, as I am quite a novice in the painting category.


*(edit) I also need help with photographing miniatures...

Cheers,


























Friday, February 19, 2010

It's my Party


A cold sweat drips down the side of my neck. My pulse quickens. I begin to feel my heart pound my chest
with the vigor of a jack hammer. This is impossible, surely a mistake. A squad of my best men lies dead at my feet, cut down before they even had a chance to strike. I quickly send in the reinforcements, eyes envious at the sure revenge filled carnage in which they were to deliver. In the blink of an eye they were to meet the same fate as their fallen brothers. I explode…..”What do you mean his psychic attack occurs at the beginning of my shooting phase!” “How much did he cost?!” “90 points!” @#$*#@5&# Robin Cruddace $@$#@!...


I am of course speaking of my first game against the newest heart attack inducer from Games Workshop, the Doom of Malan’tai. In the short span of a 2 hour game I became everything I hated, the whiney wargamer. The person who watches the various forums such as BOLS and Warseer for any opportunity to jump on some hapless noob foolish enough to post a positive reaction towards an OP model or who posts a list that some might see as cheesy. I sometimes feel that whining is what sets us wargamers apart from the other hobbies that people choose to spend their time pursuing. Its become something of an art. Here are some of the more common rants and or hissy fits that I find on my daily blog perusal before going to teach little Korean babies how to speak English.

1) What?! They are coming out with a new Marine Codex? WTF?? What about my beloved Necrons/Dark Elder/WH/DH (by the way I play WH) you know, the armies that GW lost money on selling?? They are so CORPORATE!! WAAGHH!!

2) Those bastards made such a broken unit! I can’t kill it no matter what I do!! I hate GW, and I will never, EVER, buy another one of their products! Privateer Press here I come!

3) It’s such a cop out to play new armies, they practically play themselves! Only a noob would stoop to such a level. Psshh

I think it has actually gotten to the point where this hobby would inwardly implode if the outlets for their pent up nerd rage were to suddenly vanish. It is now a bona-fide part of the hobby and goes hand in hand with the more aesthetically pleasing table top experience. Unfortunately what a lot of people don’t realize is that they are almost always directly responsible for their woes and tribulations. People complain that their own 11 year codex is outdated, you know what..it is! Play another army or be content with being on the bottom of the lists year in and year out. People are angry about a new unit that is unstoppable..guess what..it’s not! Get off the damn BOLS forum and start trying to write a list that doesn’t suck.. I’m sorry your thunder cannons aren’t working out for you. Angry about the noobs playing new armies because they are easy..well you’re right! There is a reason new codices are always on the top of the lists.

Look, I am not immune to the trap that is complaining. I complain every day that it takes so long to paint my Vampire Counts army. Guess what, I use 7 colors on the skeletons and at least three different flocks for the bases. Who is making me do all that? If you say the Doom of Malan’tai, I’ll scream. What I am trying to say is, take the time to breathe. Look back at what got you into the hobby in the first place; read sites such as Yes the Truth Hurts for information on how to make a list that doesn’t blow. There is no reason for the mass of complaining I see on a daily basis. Man up, punch in, and have fun.